Monday, November 30, 2009

Certificate of Appreciation Templates

Searching for quick and easy certificate of appreciation templates? We offer certificates of appreciation in PDF format. Unlike Microsoft Word certificate templates, our templates are pre-designed and offer limited ability to change their look and feel. But the advantage is that it's super-quick and easy to do.

Available in PDF format, "Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining, and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony" contains 101 Printable Funny Award Certificates, such as the awards pictured below:

Job Well Done Awards

Download "The Raisin Award" certificates of appreciation for free.

Appreciation Certificates

The PDF also contains 6 Awards Templates for making up your own Funny Awards. The templates are really just blank versions of the awards pictured above. So imagine the second example without the wording "Baby Bottom's Award" and "For Smoothest in Times of Crisis". The templates include:

• Appreciation Award Template
• Excellence Award Template
• Leadership Award Template
• Recognition Award Template
• Teamwork Award Template
• Achievement Award Template

Again, these are not Microsoft Word templates. You can not change the design or colors of the awards. You can not change the fonts using the Free edition of Adobe Reader (but you can change the fonts and save changes with Adobe Acrobat). The best way to understand the template is to try it out for yourself:

Free SampleCertificate of Appreciation Example

Be sure to download the free sample certificate of appreciation to make sure the PDF is right for you before making a purchase.

Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining, and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Silly Office Awards

Certificate FramesLooking for silly awards? Download the newly released third version of my eBook, "Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining, and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony".

If you've tried to come up with your own ideas for silly awards, you know that the toughest part is coming up with ideas. That's why I've done the work for you. I assembled of team of top comedians and comedy writers, including a features editor from the New York Post and an Emmy-nominated writer from Saturday Night Live.

My goal with this new version was to make the awards more accessible and with wider appeal. Just looking at the examples below, they could be used as silly sports awards, teacher awards, student awards, family reunions, high school superlatives - the applications are endless.

Here are some free sample silly awards:

  • Foot-in-Mouth Award - for always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
  • Baby's Bottom Award - for smoothest in times of crisis
  • Selective Hearing Impairment Award - for only hearing what you want to hear
  • Baryshnikov Award - for most skill in dancing around the issues
  • Kool and the Gang Award - for excellence in group work

The printable certificates make a great gag gift. Just add an inexpensive frame (think dollar store) and it's ready to present.

Remember to bookmark this site and keep checking back for silly achievement awards, silly end of the year awards, silly office awards, silly recognition awards, and silly employee awards.

Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates!
These awards are perfect for any type of staff, organization, group, or business. The eBook has 101 professionally designed awards in PDF format that can be easily printed on the office printer. The awards poke fun, recognize accomplishments, and make reference to pop culture and cartoon characters. Download now and start using right away!

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Monday, November 9, 2009

Funny Superlatives - Award Ideas and Certificates

Funny superlatives are a great way to add laughter to any high school reunion, family reunion, or office party. They typically take the format of "most likely to...", but they can also be definitive statements such as most popular, friendliest, or best smile. So what are superlatives? By definition, a superlative simply means being the extreme degree of comparison of an adjective or adverb, as in best or brightest. In other words, something of the highest possible excellence.

A classic list of superlatives includes biggest geek (or nerd), most likely to succeed, biggest flirt, most popular, class clown, most talkative, quietest, and biggest partier.

Superlatives can work great in the office or workplace, too. But due to the sensitive nature of the U.S. workplace, you'll want to shy away from references to appearance or character traits that could potentially embarrass the recipient. Instead, create funny coworker superlatives that focus on humorous situations common to the office. Some examples include:

Funny Superlative

The hard part in coming up with funny superlative ideas is making them funny. After all, the idea is to create a few laughs, not awkward tension. That's why we've assembled a team of top comedians and office workers to do the work for you. Download the certificates and start handing out these funny superlatives right away!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Boss's Day 2009 - Free Funny Gift Ideas

Boss's Day 2009When is Boss's Day? Boss's Day (also known as Bosses Day or National Boss Day)always occurs on October 16. This year, it falls on Friday, October 16, 2009.

Boss Day is a great time to show appreciation for your boss. But nobody likes a suck up. Humor is a great way to show appreciation while having fun at the expense of your boss. Just make sure they have a sense of humor first.

Below are some free printable certificates you can present to your boss. Just download the free certificate, fill in your boss's information, and print. Within seconds you'll have a gift idea that's fun, free, and easy:

Boss Leadership Award

Running with the Bulls Leadership Award

For the Boss who is the Biggest Risk Taker. Download this Free Printable Certificate

Free Boss Appreciation Award

Raisin Pay Award

For the Boss Most Deserving of a "Raisin" Pay. Download this free Certificate of Appreciation

Funny Boss Award

Loch Ness Award

For the Boss who is Least Likely to be Found. Download this free Free Printable Award

If you need serious gift ideas for Boss's Day, cards, flowers, or balloons are a good bet. Or go in with your coworkers to get a gift from the entire office. Just don't forget National Boss's Day 2009. After all, your boss is... well, your boss.

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Certificate Jackets - Certificate Holders and Frames

Certificate jackets, also known as certificate holders, are a low-cost way to really dress up your awards presentation. They come in various colors and prices. The one pictured below is a blue certificate jacket with embossed gold trim:

certificate jackets

The brand most widely available is Southworth, who makes both jackets and holders. The difference is the jacket has a front and back flap (like a file folder), and a holder typically only has a backing (mounted like a picture frame).

I prefer the certificate jacket, and you can purchase a cheap certificate jacket at you local office supply store or Amazon.com for close to one dollar each. They typically come in packs of either 5 or 10. Just go to Amazon.com and search for "Southworth certificate jackets".

If you're looking for something even more impressive, check out these certificate frames.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Download Six Free Awards

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Enjoy these six free certificate downloads. Just click on the images for a bigger view or click the links to download the PDF file.

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Selective Hearing Impairment Award

For Only Hearing What You Want to Hear.
Download this free Award Certificate

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Baryshnikov Award

For Most Skill in Dancing Around the Issues.
Download this Free Printable Certificate

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Running with the Bulls Award

For Biggest Risk Taker.
Download this Free Printable Certificate

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Raisin Pay Award

For Most Deserving of a "Raisin" Pay.
Download this free Certificate of Appreciation

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Kool and the Gang Award

For Excellence in Group Work.
Download this Free Certificate

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Bermuda Triangle Award

For the Desk Where Things Go in But Never Come Out.
Download this free Printable Certificate


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates!
If you like these free funny awards, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business. Download now and start using right away!

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Certificate Frames - Document Holders, Awards Plaques

Certificate frames, also known as document frames, are a low-cost way to really dress up your awards presentation. They come in various materials, sizes, and prices. The one pictured below is a simple black certificate frame:

Certificate Frames

You can purchase a cheap document frame for close to $2 each on Amazon.com. You can even get an inexpensive wood frame, and simulate an awards plaque at a much lower cost. Be sure to consider these options before purchasing:

  • Mount: Wall mount or desktop (easel back)
  • Material: metal, plastic, Lucite, or wood (cherry, mahogany, walnut, rosewood, etc).
  • Size: 8.5 x 11 works great with our funny awards certificates.
  • Mat: For frames larger than 8.5 x 11, you'll want a mat with the frame.
  • Orientation: For our awards, choose a landscape wall mount or desktop orientation
  • Quality: cheap, value, gold-trimmed, tiered edge, glass, etc.

Take a look at these cheap certificate frames:

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Joe Six-Pack Award - Free Printable Award

One of the cool things about my Funny Employee Awards eBook is the ability to create your own funny awards. I created this one in seconds and posted it here for your free downloading pleasure:

Download FREE Joe Six Pack Award

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Free Printable Award

Is the economy hurting regular people? You betcha. So while Wall Street is collapsing, have some FREE laughs on Main Street courtesy of this funny certificate: The Joe Six Pack Award - for just bein' one of the regular people, gosh darnit!

Download Free Printable Award

Create your own funny awards at www.FunnyEmployeeAwards.com

Post your ideas for awards in the comments section below!

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