Monday, December 15, 2008

YouTube Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on YouTube? Are they likely to spend countless hours watching videos of strangers dancing, monkeys falling from trees, and cats riding Roombas? Do they constantly forward videos to you, then harass you about whether or not you've watched them? Do they have YouTube hooked up to their television?

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to YouTube. Show them you recognize their video watching excellence with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, print it out, and post it on their office door or cubicle.


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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Compulsive Blogger - Addicted to Blogging Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time Blogging? Do they only want to hang out with other bloggers? Are they prone to silent introspection in person, but then share way too much information online? Do they rate life experiences on a scale of "blog-worthiness"?

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to blogging. Show them you acknowledge their posting obsession with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer to see if they blog about winning this award.


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Monday, December 8, 2008

MySpace Award - Are you Addicted to MySpace?

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on MySpace? Are they constantly updating their status, adding new "friends", and pimping their profile? Does their layout feature more sparkles and animation than the latest Pixar movie? 

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to MySpace. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting acheivement with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. 


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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Twitter Addict Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on Twitter? Do they tweet to announce they're going to bed, and then again to say they're awake? Do they brag about how many tweeps they have? Do they refer to you in person as "@" yourname?

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to Twittering. Show them you acknowledge their Twittering excellence with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer and wait for the tweet.


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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

StumbleUpon Award - You Might be a Stumbleholic

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on StumbleUpon? Do they sit in a dark haze with their finger permanently implanted on the "stumble" button? Do they swear they can quit at any time? Are they known for doing an impression of ring announcer Michael Buffer shouting "Let's get ready to S-T-U-M-B-L-E"?!?

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may be a Stumbleholic. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting affliction with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle.


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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Facebook Addict Award - Funny Award for Unhealthy Obsession with Facebook

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on Facebook? Are they constantly updating their status, poking "friends", and sending you intrusive application invites? Are you afraid to go out with them for fear that they'll "tag" you in an unflattering photo? Have they ever thrown a sheep at you?

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to Facebook. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting fanaticism with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer to see if they mention the award in their status.


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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Office Superlatives - Most Likely Superlatives Ideas for Business, Work

Office superlatives are a great way to add laughter to this year's holiday office party. You remember superlatives from high school: most likely to succeed, most popular, friendliest... Don't worry, I didn't get one, either. But now is our chance! The workplace is full of potential superlative awards.

office superlatives

The Loch Ness Award for least likely to be found.

Business superlatives can be good or bad, usually taking the form of "most likely to" or "least likely to". They typically take the form of "[Award Title] for most/least likely to [attribute]." There are lots of people in the office who are worthy of work superlatives. They include:

The hard part in creating office superlative awards is making them funny. After all, the idea is to create a few laughs, not awkward tension. That's why we've assembled a team of top comedians and office workers to do the work for you. The result: 101 Funny Employee Awards. Download the certificates and start handing out office superlatives right away!

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Download Six Free Awards

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Enjoy these six free certificate downloads. Just click on the images for a bigger view or click the links to download the PDF file.

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Selective Hearing Impairment Award

For Only Hearing What You Want to Hear.
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Baryshnikov Award

For Most Skill in Dancing Around the Issues.
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Running with the Bulls Award

For Biggest Risk Taker.
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Raisin Pay Award

For Most Deserving of a "Raisin" Pay.
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Kool and the Gang Award

For Excellence in Group Work.
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Bermuda Triangle Award

For the Desk Where Things Go in But Never Come Out.
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Joe Six-Pack Award - Free Printable Award

One of the cool things about my Funny Employee Awards eBook is the ability to create your own funny awards. I created this one in seconds and posted it here for your free downloading pleasure:

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Free Printable Award

Is the economy hurting regular people? You betcha. So while Wall Street is collapsing, have some FREE laughs on Main Street courtesy of this funny certificate: The Joe Six Pack Award - for just bein' one of the regular people, gosh darnit!

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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Funny Teacher Awards

We all know that school teachers are underpaid and under appreciated. While we can't count on the government to approve pay increases, we can do our part to give recognition and help our teachers feel appreciated. Why not reward school teachers at your next end of year awards ceremony with the gift of laughter? These funny teachers awards are sure to put a smile on everyone's face.

Bermuda Triangle Award

Is there a teacher at your school who just can't seem to get their stuff together? Would they lose their head if it wasn't attached? Celebrate the person who is always losing paperwork with this fun certificate. Download free Printable Certificate

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Kool and the Gang Teamwork Award

When it's time to say well done to a group of teachers, single out the team that has shown excellence in Group Work. Celebrate their outstanding Teamwork with this funny gag certificate. Download Free Certificate

Baryshnikov Award

Navigating the education system takes great skill and prowess - especially in the public school sector. Celebrate a teacher's mastery of dancing around the issues with this fun award certificate. Download Free Printable Certificate

Printable Certificate

Running with the Bulls Leadership Award

Teaching kids takes courage and boldness. Within every school there is one fearless leader - a bold risk taker who isn't afraid to step out of the pack and take on new challenges. Celebrate their Fearless Leadership with this funny gag certificate. Download Free Printable Certificate

Certificate of Appreciation

Raisin Pay Appreciation Award

Every teacher deserves a raise in pay - or maybe they just think they do. Show them you care without breaking the bank with this funny gag certificate of appreciation. Download free Certificate of Appreciation

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PDF download includes 101 Hilarious Printable Certificates + 6 Award Templates for making up your own Funny Teacher Awards! Download now and start using right away!

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